Magnus breaks off mid-description of Halfborn (berserker, always shirtless, it's unfair that he died at the same age Magnus did and can grow a full beard; Magnus isn't sure he wants a beard -- he thinks it would be really weird, actually -- but it would nice to be able to know for certain; all Magnus can grow is a few piddling darker hairs on his upper lip, and everyone knows that strugglestaches are embarassing, and---) and blinks. "Oh, hey asshole, what's up?" he asks, and then shakes his head. He can't call the guy who saved his life an asshole. "Sorry. Dickface? Do you like dickface better? Dickface sounds nicer, right?"
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